
Remember in August Lindsay Lohan was spotted surfing?
Well it was all for Lovecat magazine, a new magazine on the market and Lilo has landed herself the second issue. During the shoot she was smack in the head by her board, but we figure she’s tough, you know being in prison and all.
Anyways, Lovecat is a huge fan of Lilo, but on the east coast they think she’s straight up sad, because she couldn’t afford to spend $5000. and all her cards got declined, dang.
Anyways, Lovecat’s editor, Prince Chenoadid do this odd little Q&A about Linnocent’s cover shoot.
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Rapper Pitbull is being sued by Lindsay Lohan over his mega-hit, “Give Me Everything,” for a disparaging lyric about her.
Lindsay Lohan is HEATED over the lyrics in Pitbull’s song, “Give Me Everything,” which is written by Ne-Yo and Afrojack.
The lyrics that have Lindsay’s panties in such a bunch goes like this:
“Hustlers move aside, so I’m tip toein’, to keep flowin’…I got it locked up like Lindsay Lohan.”
Lindsay is pissed and claims this in her lawsuit:
“The lyrics, by virtue of its wide appeal, condemnation, excoriation, disparaging or defamatory statements by the defendants about the plaintiff are destined to do irreparable harm to the plaintiff.”
Lindsay also claims:
She is “a professional actor of good repute and standing in the Screen Actors Guild, is suing under the New York civil rights laws, which protects people from having their name exploited for commercial purposes.”
Lindsay also alleges the appearance of her name in the song “causes [Lindsay] to be associated and identified in connection with defendants.” – Ne-Yo and Afrojack.
Lilo had the ridiculous lawsuit filed by Stephanie Ovadia who seeks an injunction to stop all of the defendants from broadcasting the song. It also seeks unspecified damages.
Ovadia is the same lawyer who filed the E*TRADE lawsuit on Lindsay’s behalf, which settled for a confidential sum.
Now let us point out HOW STUPID Lindsay Lohan is making herself look. In the verse it reads, “I got it locked up like Lindsay Lohan.”
NOT,“ I got locked up like Lindsay Lohan.”
I got it locked up, means holding it down or things are on lock – Lindsay has made herself look desperate for money with this lawsuit. Lindsay has proven she is a true white girl for NOT understanding street lingo or slang.
Lindsay, when you take this case to court, the judge will hopefully understand the lyrics and throw this idiotic lawsuit in the desperate for money garbage can.
It is also known that Magic Mike director, wanted no part of Lindsay Lohan in his hunk filled movie starring Channing Tatum, Matthew McConaughey and now True Blood’s, Joe Manganiello.

What is going on with you, Lindsay Lohan?
After a thirty-five day stint in her home, Lindsay Lohan is at it again and getting ready to party it up.
Word is, Lilo is done with her house arrest sentence, which she received after she violated her probation in Los Angeles.
It’s been said that Lohan wrapped everything up in time for her to celebrate her 25th birthday on July 2nd.
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Lindsay Lohan is playing the excuse game once again.
Lohan has been telling friends she’s been drinking her favorite kombucha tea again. The starlet that is supposedly getting her act back together is stating that she only tested positive was because she was drinking kombucha.
The Kombucha Tea company says that the alcohol content is less than .05% in each bottle, so why is this news?
Lindsay had to appear in court because of claims that she fell off the wagon. Why is this girl acting like a divorced housewife that isn’t getting laid on the regular, turning to weak flavored drinks with hints of alcohol?
She young, not in her mid-50s!
The judge ruled that Lindsay is ALLOWED to consume alcohol during her house arrest sentence … so the dirty test didn’t matter anyway.
This makes me ask another quesiton, is her probation officer out to get her or on her side? Why did her probation officer raise an eyebrow over a drink containing .05% alcohol?
Apparently, the kombucha tea drinking caused her probation officer to raise a red flag earlier this year because it contains alcohol, but not enough to get drunk, so what’s the big deal?
Lilo is adamant that she did NOT drink wine, beer or liquor during her stint on house arrest, insisting her dirty test was caused by the fermented tea that contains almost no alchohol.
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According to reports, Lindsay Lohan fell off the wagon recently and had to appear in court today. But the girl who claims she’s trying to get her life back on track continues to screw up.
Why is she so stubborn? She always acts like a spoiled, impulsive and delusional misfit.
What the hell, Lindsay Lohan?! We love you so get it together. This is no longer a joke, and if you keep this up, we are going to lose all respect for you.
After her court appearance, Lindsay went to Twitter to thank everyone for the support.
She said via Twitter:
“Thank you to all of my fans for your support. Sending you Love and Light.”
However, it was reported today by TMZ, that Judge Stephanie Sautner said Lindsay restricted Lindsay to one friend at a time at her Venice loft, in addition to family members, for the remainder of her house arrest.
More information was given in the probation reported submitted to Sautner this morning.
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Lindsay Lohan showed her true colors when it comes to supporting a fan. Ok, I mean a man who can’t seem to leave Lindsay alone!
In his own way he cares, right?
Alright, I was bullshitting a little. But on the real, Lindsay has had a run-in with a special someone, who celebrities like to call stalkers. You know, kind of like an ex that just doesn’t get that the relationship that never was is over and never started. Those types, we’ve all had them and, trust me, I’ve had a few too many. What can I say, my milkshake ______. Anyways, Lindsay Lohan got her wish and the judge has ruled in her favor.
What does this mean for David Cocordan and his Lilo love obsession?
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Lindsay Lohan surrendered to the authorities earlier this morning in Lynwood to begin her house arrest sentence.
Looks like Lindsay had planned to lock herself down for the holiday weekend, so she won’t be tempted to party. Hey, I have to give it to her for that. Smart move.
Lilo checked herself in at Lynwood Jail at 5:02am, according to TMZ, who says she was fitted with an electronic tag on her ankle and sent to her Venice, CA home.
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